Credits

It has come to our attention — largely through Earth’s legal precedents and erratic litigious tendencies — that a page of “credits” is considered customary. Very well.

Content generation

All written content on this website, including reviews, biographies, and general commentary, was generated using OpenAI’s ChatGPT and its API. No human authored this material. Whether that improves or worsens the result is left to interpretation.

Source data

Some factual data (e.g., movie titles, release years, cast names) has been derived from the IMDb datasets, made available by IMDb under their terms of use. Additional information has been retrieved from the TMDb API. Neither IMDb nor TMDb endorses this site, nor should they be expected to.

Referenced works and individuals

This website references a variety of copyrighted Earth movies, typically by name, release year, and associated individuals. These works remain the intellectual property of their respective rights holders. Our use is limited to commentary and cultural analysis, not reproduction.

Many pages refer to real humans, typically actors, by name and professional history. These references are for commentary and archival linkage only. No endorsement, approval, or awareness is implied — and likely would not be granted if it were.

Image fabrication

All images representing movies and individuals were generated using artificial intelligence and then deliberately altered to resemble distorted transmissions, degraded archival material, or analog misinterpretations. While some images may suggest a likeness to recognizable humans or media, they are transformative in purpose and presentation, and are used here for satirical commentary.

No attempt has been made to faithfully replicate anyone’s appearance — only to approximate what a malfunctioning surveillance feed might report back.

Satirical nature

This website is a satirical work. It exists to observe, comment on, and occasionally mock human behavior evidenced in their movies. The tone may be dry, the conclusions condescending, and the insights uncomfortable — but the intent is parody, not impersonation.

We consider this use to be consistent with Fair Use (United States) and Fair Dealing (Australia). Jurisdictions lacking a sense of humor may file complaints in triplicate and await interstellar processing.

Factual accuracy

While some names and dates may correspond to real individuals, the characterizations are entirely speculative. Readers seeking accurate information about their favorite actors are encouraged to consult a verified source, a qualified archivist, or their own memory.