Notes

While reviewing Earth movies, certain behaviors appeared too frequently to ignore. These notes document our attempts to understand what the humans are doing.

Artificial intelligence in movies

Humans build machines, fear them, and then act surprised when the machines notice.

Mating rituals in humans

Courtship appears to involve conflict, confusion, and sudden physical proximity.

Males, cars, and motorbikes

Some male humans seem more attached to vehicles than to other humans.

Females, clothes, and unsuitable men

Repeated outfit changes and romantic decisions with no clear survival benefit.

Common human phrases

A field guide to things humans say when something terrible is about to happen.