Males, cars, and motorbikes

Why some humans seem to love machines more than each other

In many Earth movies, human males are shown forming strong emotional connections with cars, motorbikes, and other fast machines. These machines are cleaned, repaired, stolen, raced, and spoken to — often with more care than the humans show to their friends or family.

A car is not just transport. It is status, personality, and sometimes a replacement for conversation. If a male human is quiet, angry, or sad, he will usually go for a drive instead of speaking. Sometimes this helps. Sometimes it leads to a fire.

Motorbikes are treated even more strangely. Humans seem to use them when they want to look dangerous or independent, though they rarely wear enough protective gear. Scenes involving motorbikes often include loud music, slow motion, or a sunset.

These machines are not simply tools. In some movies, the car has a name. In others, it explodes and the human screams, as if a friend has died. This suggests emotional attachment to objects made of metal and rubber. The reason for this is unclear.

Conclusion: From these movies, it appears that many male humans show affection through driving fast, fixing engines, or standing silently next to machines. These actions seem to replace direct emotional communication.

Nebulon agents may consider offering modified transportation devices as gifts. Loyalty may follow. So might recklessness. Both are useful.