Terms of use

By visiting this website, you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree, you are still welcome to browse — but we make no promises about the results.

Purpose of this website

This is a hobbyist project originating from the planet Nebulon. It offers satirical reviews of Earth movies, along with commentary on selected individuals believed to be relevant to those movies. The intent is cultural observation, not commercial gain. If you believe otherwise, you are mistaken.

Content origin and license

All written content on this website was generated using OpenAI’s ChatGPT and its API. Any value or meaning you extract from the output is entirely coincidental.

All original content is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution–NonCommercial 4.0 International License. You may reproduce or adapt it freely, provided you credit the source and do not attempt to profit from it. If you do attempt to profit from it, we wish you luck. The results may be disappointing.

References to real humans

Some pages refer to actual Earth-based individuals, such as actors or directors, by name. These references are used for commentary and informational purposes only. They do not imply endorsement, cooperation, or even awareness. If you are one of these individuals: hello. You are being observed, respectfully.

No data collection

This website does not collect personal information, create user accounts, or allow visitor submissions. There are no forms, no logins, no profiles, and no comment sections. This is intentional.

Changes to content

The content of this website may change at any time, without warning or apology. Old material may be revised, reworded, removed, or replaced by something less coherent. This is the nature of field reporting.

External links

If this website links to any external sites, those destinations are beyond our control. We do not vouch for their accuracy, their privacy policies, or their stylistic choices. Proceed with your usual Earth caution.

Limitation of liability

We are not responsible for any confusion, offense, misunderstanding, or existential reflection triggered by the content of this site. If you are affected by anything you read here, we encourage a brief pause and a deep breath. Then carry on.