Privacy policy

This website does not know who you are. It is not trying to find out.

No user accounts

There are no logins, registrations, or user profiles. You are not a “customer.” You are a visitor. Possibly even an accidental one.

No forms, no submissions

The site does not ask for your name, email address, preferences, or opinions. We have no interest in them.

No cookies (except some boring ones)

This site does not use cookies for tracking, advertising, personalization, or behavioral analytics. It may use essential cookies automatically created by internet servers for mundane technical reasons. These are not our idea.

No analytics or tracking

We do not use Google Analytics, Facebook pixels, or any other system designed to monitor your behavior. Frankly, we have better things to do.

No content from you

There is no commenting system. No uploads. No contact form. Nothing you type here goes anywhere — because there’s nowhere for it to go.

No advertising

There are no ads, no sponsors, and no affiliate links. We are not here to profit — not in the way you’re thinking.

No data sharing

We do not share your data with anyone. This is easy, because we do not collect any.