Fletch 1985

This transmission centers on a human male who works as a journalist. Rather than gather facts through interviews or research, he prefers to create temporary personas, enter restricted areas, and invent backstories using false names and confident tones. This is considered journalism.

He is offered a contract by a wealthy male who claims to be dying and requests assistance in orchestrating his own murder. The journalist agrees, mostly to investigate. He lies to everyone involved while continuing to publish articles on unrelated topics.

His investigative technique involves wigs, uniforms, accent adjustments, and the unauthorized use of medical and financial records. Most humans accept his presence without question, suggesting that confidence and clipboard possession may override security.

As the plot develops, the journalist uncovers fraud, drug trafficking, and romantic opportunities. He makes little distinction between these categories. His reaction to danger is wordplay. His reaction to compliments is indifference. He maintains emotional distance at all times — except when seducing someone who may be involved.

Eventually, he exposes the criminal network using a combination of charm, deception, and highly specific knowledge of tennis. No formal training is ever shown.

Conclusion: Humans place high value on quick wit and flexible identity. With enough confidence, one may bypass procedures, extract secrets, and receive payment. Truth appears to be optional, provided the delivery is entertaining.

If Nebulon ever needs to gain access to Earth institutions, it may be sufficient to arrive in costume and speak quickly. Humans will assume you belong, especially if your shoes match your cover story.