Superbad 2007

This transmission focuses on two male Earth adolescents in the final stages of secondary education. They are preparing to migrate to separate higher-learning facilities and are responding to this transition with a poorly concealed blend of panic and denial. Their primary objective is to acquire alcohol and deliver it to a social gathering, thereby increasing their chances of mating success before parting ways.

Their plan is complicated by a third human who offers assistance and creates significantly more chaos. Law enforcement figures — portrayed here as emotionally stunted but easily entertained — become involved, adding further instability. Despite repeated setbacks, the adolescents continue pursuing their goal with what humans call “determination,” but which appears closer to blind momentum.

The two central figures are emotionally co-dependent. Their bond is maintained through bickering, shouting, and synchronized failure. They express affection only when intoxicated or under duress. Both demonstrate high anxiety around female humans, yet treat the prospect of mating as a strategic priority, far above survival or basic logic.

The mission partially succeeds: alcohol is delivered, minor mating rituals occur, and the characters experience what they interpret as growth. This is marked not by improved decision-making, but by the ability to express mild vulnerability near escalators.

Conclusion: Human adolescence is marked by intense emotion, poor planning, and an overwhelming desire to impress. Critical thinking is routinely overpowered by imagined social opportunity.

This record confirms that Earth youth are easily manipulated by approval, access to alcohol, and the illusion of romantic success. Nebulon may disrupt entire populations under the age of 20 by simply hosting a party and appearing confident.