Twins 1988

This transmission concerns an Earth science experiment designed to create the “perfect human.” The result is Julius — physically enhanced, morally upright, and profoundly naïve. Unexpectedly, the process also produces a second human: Vincent — a small, loud criminal with no regard for law, health, or punctuality.

The two are twins. This is not a metaphor, but a biological fact supported by laboratory records and Earth’s loose cinematic standards for genetics. Julius is raised on a remote island by academics. Vincent is raised by… no one in particular. Their eventual meeting is awkward, violent, and followed by immediate bonding.

Vincent is in trouble, as Earth humans often are when they live in a convertible and make poor financial decisions. Julius, unaware of how crime works, follows Vincent through various schemes involving stolen engines, aggressive creditors, and romantic complications. He believes in brotherhood. Vincent believes in money. Both are equally baffled by each other’s choices.

Their shared quest to find their birth mother — who believes neither of them survived — leads to revelation, reconciliation, and more punching. By the end, Julius learns the value of bending rules. Vincent learns the value of other humans. Together, they start a family business and wear matching sweaters.

Conclusion: Earthlings often pursue perfection, only to discover that their greatest achievement is the flaw they tried to discard. In the end, it’s not precision that binds them, but shared dysfunction and emotional timing.

This record suggests Nebulon should be cautious when discarding experimental byproducts. On Earth, they tend to reunite, talk about their feelings, and open a used car lot. With branding. And a jingle.